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“Food-like substance” - Cheese Whiz isn’t really cheese, it’s just a food-like substance.

Pasterbating- going on and on about how great the past was even though it was t that great

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Pasterbating!

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oh, these are great! Especially Pasterbating. That's really a word that should exist.

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I heard someone say it once and never forgot

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